She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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