a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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