HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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