So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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