Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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