You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
