Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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