Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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