better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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