hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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