Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
wow bdsm is so cute
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