Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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