I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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