Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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