Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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