I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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