im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
