maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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