She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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