that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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