She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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