How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No subtext here. People are naked.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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