wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
PANTIES FOUND
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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