So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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