You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I touched a dick in church today
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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