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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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