why didn't you poke me back
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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