aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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