We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
