So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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