And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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