hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We talked him into tasing himself.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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