I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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