Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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