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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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