Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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