Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
