Whod you bang
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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