i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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