Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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