would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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