She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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