TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
birth control should be required to get into college
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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