I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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