Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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