The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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