is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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