No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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