But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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