Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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