how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
