the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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