I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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