it wasn't lemon gatorade
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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