You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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