im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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