I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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