do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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